Tv Tune Fanatic Pillows

'Dang! - I've got that 'Sesame Street' theme song stuck in my head again!'

Cimafunk

Cut!

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Astral Projection

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Punk Reindeer

"The end of my favorite series is near."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"Check out this new store."

'NBC has revealed plans for a new, humorous version of The Office.'

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Miami Mice

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

Volcaniax

Robbie Williams

As Seen Watching TV

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

Music for car stereos

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

Not-so-easy listening...

Larry King

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

Gangsta wrap.

"Let's just binge watch this."

Gillian Leigh Anderson

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

Robert Burns

"Oooh...yes! I frickin' love this song too!"

'Books are okay, except they only get one channel.'

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.

'He's busy right now. I have to put you on hold. Would you like to hear show tunes, classical or easy listening?'