Tv Tune Fanatic Pillows

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Punk Reindeer

"The end of my favorite series is near."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"Check out this new store."

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Volcaniax

Miami Mice

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

As Seen Watching TV

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Not-so-easy listening...

Music for car stereos

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

Gangsta wrap.

"Let's just binge watch this."

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

Robert Burns

'Books are okay, except they only get one channel.'

Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

'He's busy right now. I have to put you on hold. Would you like to hear show tunes, classical or easy listening?'

Guitar.