Short-term Strategist T-Shirts

'I went in to get my mortgage renewed. I said: 'Make it for eight months and four days!'. . . Am I only the one who thinks the world ends in December?'

Temp Agency Personnel. Where do you see yourself in five weeks?

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

Our Two Parties, Explained

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

'Personally - I'm against a four-day school week - I'm for a three-day school week. . .'

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"This is a fast-paced job you're applying for...what are your goals...where do you see yourself in the next 10 minutes?"

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

'A good leader can lead them to water, but a great leader can also make them drink.'

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

Business man reading 'Thinking Outside the Chair'

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

'Organisations that are not driven by the future quickly find themselves the dust of history,'

Global warming debate.

"Be honest. Where do you see me in five years?"

"Last question. Where do you see yourself thirty seconds from now?"

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

Cat reading Rommel biography.

'I spent today with out spindoctor, and boy, am I dizzy.'

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

"Maybe I can be a campaign worker."

"The boss won't be able to make it on time. He asked us to reschedule this meeting to discuss the agenda for our next meeting where we're going to brainstorm strategies to prevent procrastination in the workplace."

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