Short Order Cooks Gifts

Woman sees small cook going to interview for short order cook.

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Counting ribs

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"You do like octopus?"

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

Hungry child

"You're the lid to my pot."

A heart shaped cake

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Cookbooks

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

Children's Feast.

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Try to guess the continent dining...

Beach Barbecue

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

'Needs salt!'