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Short-message Aficionado Mugs
Our mugs for the short-message aficionado are perfect for starting the day with a witty quote or a quick sentiment, making every sip a moment of joy and cleverness.
"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"
"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."
"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"
"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"
Moo Out Loud
'How about a walk!'
'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'
'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'
'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''
Giving Things Up For Lent.
'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'
"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."
'We finally learned to communicate, and he's worse than I thought he was!
"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."
'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'
"Ok, so I just texted everybody my commencement speech."
How to Do Small Talk??!!
OMG UR HOT
"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"
'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'
Complaints departement for men and women.
"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."
"OK Hunter. Go join the 'non-verbal criticism skills' seminar!"
"When you put it like that, it makes complete sense."
"Ok clss pls trn ur pprs ovr n strt :)"
'Thanks to his brilliant conversation techniques, Bob had the shortest calls.'
"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"
Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.
'Today's sex text is the song of Solomon.'
Funny Farm
"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."
'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'
'The problem is, you say no problem.'
Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.
Short-message Aficionado Mugs Collection
Short-message Aficionado Pillows
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Short-message Aficionado Prints
Browse our art prints with succinct, clever sayings to add personality and wit to any room for the short-message lover.
Short-message Aficionado T-Shirts
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