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'I did tell you there were speed bumps in this via.'

Alternative fielding positions

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

I love Basketball.

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"Works every time."

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

Football.

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

'What a control freak!'

ISIS needle in a haystack.

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'I went riding this morning. . . he got back before I did.'

'Man, I can't believe we didn't think of this before.'

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

'Quick! Play dead!'

British patent (applied for) A Trained Dog of war Drawing the Enemy's Fire.

"Try caressing the ball with your bat."

This is the shortcut!

'I don't think you are going to see the end of this match with that 4-4-2 formation.'

'Is this the narrow gauge track or a standard gauge track?'

"Richard just came in - he must have had a board meeting."

'And that's the latest on today's coaching changes.'

'Cap'n, why's the enemy fire so accurate after we deployed the smoke screen?'

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

"I like the look of this steamer in the 2.30."