Shopping Spree Skeptic T-Shirts

'I don't CARE if they were marked down 35 percent. That set of drapes goes back to the store!'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"I shop, therefore I am."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Smart card.

How would Madam like to pay?

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

Down on Her.

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"Let's just get through this first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

'I'm sure they make it up in volume.'

Don't miss this opportunity to own something really expensive!

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"We've got an emergency out here, Doctor - a compulsive shopper with buyer's remorse!"

'Shove' (at big sale).

"I've had a very trying day. I've tried on dresses, shoes..."

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

'You must have something in my size?'

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."

Giant sale - 'Sorry Luv - that's the last one.'

"Nothing ventured, nothing exchanged."

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"