Shopper Whisperer Pillows

"It's important to treat ALL customers as INDIVIDUALS. This for example is individual No. 768-po-56cl."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Opening the door to new customers

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

'Well, I'm not very satisfied with our customers, either.'

Rising Gas Prices

"Everything's gone up."

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

'Now go out there and sell yourself!'

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

'Remember Jones, the customer is always right, no matter how stupid and ignorant he may be.'

"He works well with everyone except customers and co-workers."

"I'm afraid your allowance didn't survive the latest round of budget cuts."

Granny Wear

Fashion Mistake.

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

'Then again - no pain, no gain.'

'Stocks fell on the perception that stocks would fall on the perception that stocks were falling.'

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

"It's important to see 'beyond the obvious' when you look at a customer. . ."

"I'm looking for something that the recipient will be too embarrassed to regift."

"You're just in time for our 'post Christmas, pre Autumn alternate Tuesday in August late season Sale!'"

'Mom, Dad, it's nice of you to visit me at the store, but you know, I am working.'

"You say there's a dip in the market?"

'And don't forget the eggs dear'

'Boy, are the markets getting sensitive, anymore.'

Stitch one, pearl one...

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

"Don't worry Sir, you're not the first person to ask for a refund and you probably won't be the last!"