Shopaholic Whispers Pillows

"It's really frightening that all these infomercials are for things I really want."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"I shop, therefore I am."

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

Smart card.

Customer Convention

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

Last Chance for Everything.

"I must come to the supermarket with you sometime dear, they seem to sell everything!"

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

"What kind of bra are you looking for?"

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card.

"We've been milked all day at the office. Now we girls deserve a little R&R."

'They're doing their tests now?

"We've got an emergency out here, Doctor - a compulsive shopper with buyer's remorse!"

Sale today - 50% off everything!

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

Clothes sale - everything must go!

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

"I'm in a purchasing mood, but I don't know if I feel like goods or services."

Pushy Cashpoint

'Buying work clothes is expensive enough, but now I'm also spending a fortune on Casual Friday outfits.'

"We save all the original packaging in case we have to return something."

''Swiper's Wrist.' I'm prescribing 7 to 10 days of 'Cash Purchases only.'

Childcrap

Going to the fitting rooms.

You spend all day comparison shopping, and you end up with THIS stuff?

"Oh yes, I'm a firm believer in shopping local."

'I have this--wow! I must have THIS couch--deep seated envy complex...'

'My credit card debt? Oh, I deleted that.'

'I was going to buy myself a new outfit today, but I'm meeting pockets of resistance.'