Shopper's Obstacle Course Gifts

"I'm sorry, sir. The manager said, you bought it, tough s**t."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Can't Touch This

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

'Our giant sale now on!'

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

Large Very Fresh Eggs

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

'You must have something in my size?'

Final clearance sale.

Maze Leading to a Cheese Shop

"Excuse me, can you tell me where I might find the colostrum?"

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

Giant sale - 'Sorry Luv - that's the last one.'

'I went window shopping today. I came home with four double glazed units!'

"Nothing ventured, nothing exchanged."

"Sorry I'm late. Argos was a nightmare."

'We would like an unspoiled paradise with lots of shops.'

"But I actually wanted something specific...!"

Aisle 3; 300 - 500 calories per serving.

Woman in a card shop sees an 'Out Of Section' - Patience, Of Work, Nowhere, Your Mind.