Shopper's Obstacle Course Gifts

"I'm sorry, sir. The manager said, you bought it, tough s**t."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Can't Touch This

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

'Our giant sale now on!'

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

Large Very Fresh Eggs

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

'You must have something in my size?'

Maze Leading to a Cheese Shop

Final clearance sale.

'I went window shopping today. I came home with four double glazed units!'

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

Giant sale - 'Sorry Luv - that's the last one.'

"Excuse me, can you tell me where I might find the colostrum?"

"Nothing ventured, nothing exchanged."

"Sorry I'm late. Argos was a nightmare."

"But I actually wanted something specific...!"

'We would like an unspoiled paradise with lots of shops.'

Aisle 3; 300 - 500 calories per serving.

'Hi, yourself.'