Shopper's Dilemmas T-Shirts

"We're closed!"

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

Unfinished Funiture Store.

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

Unusual Offers

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

'Please enter your pin now.'

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

Down on Her.

Jumble Sale

"Does it come with magnets?"

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

'I'm sure they make it up in volume.'

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

'Not yet! Wait until he hits the breaking point... we just gave him some warm, soft bread and the cold, hard butter... THEN we bring out the flimsy plastic knife.'

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

Seven deadly sins store

Cash Rebate

'Look, we have 7 and we have 5 . . . I make that 75 �' the number of your house!'

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

"Relax sir, I'm sure chef barely remembers you posting a negative review online."

Shoppers of Mystery.

Sale - Eyepod.

'Got any cud flavour?'

Budget cure