Shopkeeping Sage Prints

'Good grief!...I'm a shopkeeper not a football manager.'

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

Stationery Shop

"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."

'You should agree with me, but not all the time, Try mixing it up a little,'

"I'd say business was brisk."

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

Where Ignorance is Bliss.

Harris, our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done.

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

SupermarketAwful Market.

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

'Buy two pounds and I'll throw in the sword.'

"This looks good, Jim, but we'd better run it by legal, Siri, and Alexa."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

'Where do you keep the elbow-grease?'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

'Uh-oh.'

It's an I-O-Ewe.

"Spend a pound, lend a pound, risk a pound and shed a pound."

Mom $50 Pop $35

Boomerang Sale! - No Returns

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

'But what do you sell?'

Down on Her.

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

Marketing - Learn from customers' buying patterns...

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

'I don't know about you, but I could do with a break.'