Shopaholic Saboteur T-Shirts

'You mailed my wife a pre-approved credit card, so now I have to kill you.'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

"What kind of bra are you looking for?"

"There's another one! Pull over!"

"We've got an emergency out here, Doctor - a compulsive shopper with buyer's remorse!"

Shop assistant falling in love with a customer

'You wouldn't stimulate the economy, so I did!'

Twenty-first century baby walker

'Before you say anything, I've saved more than you earn in a month!'

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

"Mind wiping that scanner first? There's no telling whose stuff has been dragged over it."

Frankenstein Collectibles: Buyer Beware

10 items or less queue. (Woman has thrown eggs onto floor).

Your husband will kill you!

'Dear, if the GPS can't find your nutritional yeast flakes, how can I?'

At the monster supermarket.

"Stop complaining. Who isn't broke?"

"Money talks. It says, 'spend me'."

Sue began to wonder if she needed a spending review of her own.

"Great news! I found the lost credit card this morning!"

'Just stopped off for a few things along the way!'

FOOD, CLOTHING, AND SHELTER, 'These 'big box' stores are getting out of hand.'

'I hardly missed you, thanks to the internet.'

'How's My Driving?' sign on supermarket shopper.

"Could I have two minutes of your time madam. We are today collecting for harassed shoppers!"

"This is what it would like if all my abandoned online shopping carts were real."

Ronald is extremely compulsive.

'C'mon, Dad, let me borrow it. I'll be careful. I won't scratch it. What harm can come to a credit card?'

"We think your credit cards may have been breached."

'Why do I have to go through here?' 'In case you have any money left.'

'Muriel feels that a woman's place is in the home -- to rest up between trips to the mall.'

This is Mr Smith. He's head of Mystery Shopping.

"I take it from his demeanour that Sir would be requiring some cashback."

"This is my wife, Katerina, formerly of Bloomingdale's."