Shopaholic Saboteur Pillows

'You mailed my wife a pre-approved credit card, so now I have to kill you.'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"What kind of bra are you looking for?"

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

"There's another one! Pull over!"

"We've got an emergency out here, Doctor - a compulsive shopper with buyer's remorse!"

Shop assistant falling in love with a customer

'You wouldn't stimulate the economy, so I did!'

Twenty-first century baby walker

'Before you say anything, I've saved more than you earn in a month!'

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

"Mind wiping that scanner first? There's no telling whose stuff has been dragged over it."

Frankenstein Collectibles: Buyer Beware

10 items or less queue. (Woman has thrown eggs onto floor).

Your husband will kill you!

'Dear, if the GPS can't find your nutritional yeast flakes, how can I?'

"Stop complaining. Who isn't broke?"

At the monster supermarket.

"Great news! I found the lost credit card this morning!"

Sue began to wonder if she needed a spending review of her own.

"Money talks. It says, 'spend me'."

'Just stopped off for a few things along the way!'

'How's My Driving?' sign on supermarket shopper.

FOOD, CLOTHING, AND SHELTER, 'These 'big box' stores are getting out of hand.'

'I hardly missed you, thanks to the internet.'

"This is what it would like if all my abandoned online shopping carts were real."

"Could I have two minutes of your time madam. We are today collecting for harassed shoppers!"

Ronald is extremely compulsive.

'C'mon, Dad, let me borrow it. I'll be careful. I won't scratch it. What harm can come to a credit card?'

'Why do I have to go through here?' 'In case you have any money left.'

"We think your credit cards may have been breached."

'Muriel feels that a woman's place is in the home -- to rest up between trips to the mall.'

This is Mr Smith. He's head of Mystery Shopping.

"I take it from his demeanour that Sir would be requiring some cashback."

"This is my wife, Katerina, formerly of Bloomingdale's."