Shopaholic's Survival Guide Gifts

"He's just realised that the stuff he bought on Ebay was the stuff he SOLD on Ebay!"

Killer Executive Suits.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'She's so put together!'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

New Shoes.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

Mister Pretty Shoes

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

Mother threatening to gag her baby.

Kensington Fluffies

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

Smart card.

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

'These are called, 'Diet Pants.' They'll never fit, but you'll burn 250 calories trying to get into them.'