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Wife Gone To The Sales With ?250 Credit Card.

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

Killer Executive Suits.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'She's so put together!'

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

New Shoes.

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

Kensington Fluffies

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

'These are called, 'Diet Pants.' They'll never fit, but you'll burn 250 calories trying to get into them.'