Shopaholic Humor Lover Pillows

'Did you enjoy yourself window shopping, dear?'

"My wife and I always hold hands. If I let go, she goes shopping. . ."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

'How much would you take off for cash?'

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

"Sorry, Martin, but because you're the weakest link in our food chain here, you're fired."

"How much is the sign?"

'Maturity: the instant-degratification phase of life.'

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

Pirate trying on parrots.

'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

Shop signs.

"Back here in 30 minutes?"

Great moments in shopping

"Let's see now; rat's gizzard, bats wings, eye of newt....oh, yes. And cornflakes!"

'We guarantee you won't get your money back.'

'It's you.'

"I'm not sure. Maybe it's my wife's butt size I'm thinking of!"

"How much did you spend at Macy's this year?

Fresh milk - Self service

Sign in the front window of a shop that reads "50% off all worthless merchandise".

The customer is always right, but that fact has no standing in law.

Missing Person: Last seen shopping

"Will this be cash or consumer debt?"

"Sir, would you mind coming with me?!"

no nonsense or ridiculous pantyhose.

I shopped in the Garden of Eden.

Bed, Bath & Younder

'The store was out of light bulbs, so I got lite beer instead.'

Market items.