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"Wear shoes like this and you could marry a president."

'Worm cam' "I just can't help looking at my new shoe..great!"

I brake for designer shoes on sale.

'I don't know about you but I spend a fortune on shoes.'

"You really need to stop shoe shopping whenever you break up with someone."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

A women in a shoeshop.

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"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

New Shoes.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Shoe addict.

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"I stand corrected."

Mister Pretty Shoes

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

"Do you do much walking?"

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

"Overkill, dude."

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'You need brake shoes. May I suggest an Italian leather with five-inch heels?'

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."