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"The gods are energizing their base."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Surprise!"

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"When I kiss you the earth moves. Or was that just an aftershock?"

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

Clandestine cows.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Rodeos

"Woof"

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

People hanging on to the horns of the raging bull of 'Business'

"Woah - random!"

Emperor penguins attempting to fly.

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

"It's my extreme sports camera. I thought it would be cool to show my mom what I do at work."

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

'A kissogram for the boss? It must be a mistake.'