Ships In Bottles Gifts

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

You're bottling things up, aren't you?

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

"Pretty label... shiny bottle... I'll take it!"

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

'Aaar! Walk the person planked on the plank!'

"I only missed one rodent quota!"

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

Bottle tossing

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

"Too long at sea, I'm afraid."

'Jeremy, why can't we talk instead of you bottling things up all the time?'

Cutaway drawing of pelagic trawler.

Jolly Roger Inn Toilets - has small parrot urinal on the wall.

Sailors Scrubbing the Decks

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

'Sam's not really a seafaring man but he can yo-ho-ho with the best of them.'

"I don't care how traditional it is. On this ship, it's women and children first!"

Ship's anchor with drainplug.

A pack of icebergs out hunting

Cutaway drawing of an aircraft carrier.

"The artist, in the main, painted ships although he did go through a brief 'toilet' phase..."

"So far we've narrowed the choice of names down to either Fearnaught or HMS Arsekicker."

Naval Battle off Memphis, Leading to Capture of City

'He's the ship's plumber, Captain.'

Well, we're not animals.

A painter drawing a ship

The Ship's Aground on the Shore...

'Petersen, you're fired!'