Bottle Ship Builder Gifts

"The crew is getting restless, captain."

Build a Raft

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

'They learn fast, don't they?'

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

You're bottling things up, aren't you?

Rats leave a launching ship.

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

"Too long at sea, I'm afraid."

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

"There's talk of a merger with London Zoo."

Yeah, ok. I'll hold onto the two termites until this is over.

Ship sinking while worker is still painting.

'...Noah really knows how to build an Ark.'

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

"What is this telling us? Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic."

'I've always admired Gary's penmanship.'

"You've taken some creative liberties, Noah."

Cutaway drawing of pelagic trawler.

'He's building a yacht in his basement.'

Ark Welding

Elephant's submarine too small - 'The unit on this plan is metre not foot!'

"This is a hard hat area."

"It's a documentary on how they make submarines."

To Launch

"Well, I suppose it'll have to do."

Bottle Battle

The 'Dunderburg' (then Largest Warship in the World) in William H Webb's Shipyard

"Just what the hell kind of Viking are you"

"What kind of naval blockade is this?"