Collecting Ships In Bottles Gifts

"Too long at sea, I'm afraid."

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

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Bottletrees.

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"Your shout!"

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"This is it? No video?"

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

'Hello, please take care of my ship in a bottle.'

"Oh yes,decidedly hoppy."

Wine: New and Old.

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

1930's bather.

Ship in a Bottle

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

'Jeremy, why can't we talk instead of you bottling things up all the time?'

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

Submarine

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

"There's water up here, all right!"

"What are you doing?! There's a recycling bin right here,"

Great Moments in Beer

'Oh... and this one sounds like a huge wave!'