Shift Survivor Pillows

'I was a junior doctor when I started this shift.'

"Finally...shift's over. What a hard day."

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

"We're a bit understaffed today, could you be 6 people?"

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

"Please excuse the mess. We had a major paradigm shift."

"My new day job is killing me."

"Well, dear, you can quit worrying about our roof!"

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

'Eureka! -- A cure for the summertime blues!'

Relief for America in the Heat.

'Technology hasn't saved me any money. I'm now supporting those relatives of mine they replaced.'

'That's great, Bob, but I was just going to ask if you wanted anything from the deli next door.'

"It my dad and Tio Tony! They just got off a double graveyard shift."

"Have you considered working the lunch shift?"

Intense summer sun

"I don't mind having a bun in the oven, but I do mind not being able to set the temperature."

"I didn't think this shift was ever going to end, YOU are in for a long day my friend, and water-bottle is going to have to come in early."

"Apparently night shifts undermine our health..."

'He saved his dog before he saved me during the hurricane!'

'I need to work a different shift.'

Trees and hurricanes

"It's so hot they're laying them already cooked!"

A snowman enjoys the aircon

'Your last tech job offered generous options? So do we: Take it or leave it.'