Shield Enthusiast Pillows

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

"When are you going to learn to put your shield up when you're flying at tree top level?"

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Raincloud Umbrella

Child protects planet with umbrella.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

On the brink.

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

'I'm on my way!'

"Mine's still in bed."

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

'I'm sorry. It looks like your insurance company doesn't cover pre-existing life.'

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

'The doctors all tell me that you have great medical insurance. They think your coverage might last through most of the tests that they have scheduled.'

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Caution signs.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"