"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"
Shield Enthusiast Prints
Capture their admiration for shields with stunning prints that celebrate historical and fantasy armor, perfect for decorating a home, office, or study area.
"When are you going to learn to put your shield up when you're flying at tree top level?"
'OK, now let's be careful out there.'
"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."
"And you're certain these are accidents?"
Raincloud Umbrella
Child protects planet with umbrella.
No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal
'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'
'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'
"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."
MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'
Baby on board.
Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).
On the brink.
'I'm on my way!'
Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed
"Mine's still in bed."
'I'm sorry. It looks like your insurance company doesn't cover pre-existing life.'
Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.
'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'
The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.
"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."
'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'
'The doctors all tell me that you have great medical insurance. They think your coverage might last through most of the tests that they have scheduled.'
'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'
Caution signs.
Job Safety - Pumpkin.
Health and safety notice falling on builder.
Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!
Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.
Business School. Our case study is an umbrella company bankrupted by fabric costs. They were killed by high overhead expenses!
'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'
"I think I found a location for our vacation."
"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"
Shield Enthusiast Prints Collection
Shield Enthusiast Mugs
Explore our collection of shield enthusiast mugs, filled with witty and powerful designs that make every coffee break a battle-ready moment.
Shield Enthusiast Pillows
Discover cozy pillows decorated with shield motifs and medieval designs, perfect for adding strength and style to any room.
Shield Enthusiast T-Shirts
Check out our shield-themed t-shirts that let fans of armor and medieval history wear their passion with pride and a touch of humor.