Sherlockian Dater Pillows

'When it comes to romance, Sherlock doesn't have a clue!'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Waterfall of Disappointment

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'

"It's incredible, Watson. I... I feel like a god."

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

"Wow! That guy is REALLY good at 'Speed Dating!'"

'Crabs, sharks, octopi...'

"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

Sherlock Holmes' tax return

"We couldn't connect. He kept spouting technobabble, and I, of course, kept coming back with psychobabble."

'But Holmes, how did you know what the victim had for his last meal?'

Holmes and Watson: Solutions Solutions

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

"It's a puzzling case, Watson. For all I know, the culprit could be staring me right in the face."

"I need a man who will commit."

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

'Romance-minded clown in hot pursuit of woman'

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'

The mint on the pillow? Why it's complimentary my dear, Watson!

Christian Speed Dating

"So tell me again where you're from."

"You must believe me, Jane. I have excellent narrative skills."

'Don't be too sad. Sure, she was special, but there are plenty more fish in the sea.'

Basil Rathbone Caricature