Sherlockian Dater Mugs

'When it comes to romance, Sherlock doesn't have a clue!'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

Waterfall of Disappointment

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'

"Wow! That guy is REALLY good at 'Speed Dating!'"

"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

'Crabs, sharks, octopi...'

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

"It's incredible, Watson. I... I feel like a god."

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

"We couldn't connect. He kept spouting technobabble, and I, of course, kept coming back with psychobabble."

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

Holmes and Watson: Solutions Solutions

'But Holmes, how did you know what the victim had for his last meal?'

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

'Romance-minded clown in hot pursuit of woman'

"I need a man who will commit."

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'

'You must be Olivia.'

'Don't be too sad. Sure, she was special, but there are plenty more fish in the sea.'

"You must believe me, Jane. I have excellent narrative skills."

Christian Speed Dating

"So tell me again where you're from."

Basil Rathbone Caricature