Shelving And Decor Enthusiast Pillows

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Man's best friends."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Cat statues on entrance gate

"You're welcome."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

Posh Easter Egg

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

"I'm ready to go whenever you're through fussing with tablescapes."

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

'Did they deliver the new couch today?'

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

Pea green

The Piano Dreams Of Home

'It's a coffee-book table.'

"Okay, lady, your new carpet is installed...you can let your dog back in now."