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'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

'What's with Tantalus? I asked him to get that bottle down an hour ago.'

Shepherd and eurydice

"Staff support"

Let's get organized

Interior design trends for parents....

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

"Tommy!"

Please Drove Carefully.

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

I did it my way.

Sheep dog late for work

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

Lamb Noise.

Sheep Ledger

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

The return of the four sheepskins

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

Merry Christmas.

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

"The kid's good."

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."