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'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

'What's with Tantalus? I asked him to get that bottle down an hour ago.'

Shepherd and eurydice

Let's get organized

"Staff support"

Interior design trends for parents....

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

"Tommy!"

Please Drove Carefully.

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Sheep dog late for work

I did it my way.

Lamb Noise.

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Sheep Ledger

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

The return of the four sheepskins

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

Merry Christmas.

"The kid's good."

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."