Shelter Volunteering T-Shirts

Cattery and kennels

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Foster failure

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

Please Give

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

Thinking "Inside the Box."

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'

Early House Hunting.

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

'We're a voluntary organisation John, they're not meant to pay for it.'

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

Professional Fund Riasers

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

"I went through hell to get them adopted."

'Let me introduce my biggest supporter, a real whale of a guy, a huge fan..'

'Dad, have you ever thought about retiring and going in for volunteer work?'

"All I need now is someone who wants to adopt a 95 pound lap dog."

Charity mugger

Cheese Call Center

"That's better! - I can't bear the noise of the rain on my roof..."

'Er...any chance that when you've finished with the kids, the cooking and washing up you could help us develop a new waste management recovery system for the borough?'

"Seems another philanthropist has beaten us here."

"Oh, hello darling..."

Don't ask the price - it's a pound.