Shelter Volunteering Pillows

Cattery and kennels

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Foster failure

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

Please Give

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

Thinking "Inside the Box."

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'

Early House Hunting.

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

'We're a voluntary organisation John, they're not meant to pay for it.'

"I went through hell to get them adopted."

'Let me introduce my biggest supporter, a real whale of a guy, a huge fan..'

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

Professional Fund Riasers

'Dad, have you ever thought about retiring and going in for volunteer work?'

Charity mugger

"All I need now is someone who wants to adopt a 95 pound lap dog."

"That's better! - I can't bear the noise of the rain on my roof..."

"Oh, hello darling..."

Cheese Call Center

'Er...any chance that when you've finished with the kids, the cooking and washing up you could help us develop a new waste management recovery system for the borough?'

"I'm thinking about moving out of the suburbs."

Don't ask the price - it's a pound.