Sheepish Gigglers Mugs

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Get on with it!

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

Extremely Practical Jokes.

Fancy a pint?

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

'But seriously , folks, I know you're out there, I can hear you bleeding!'

"I'll have the crescent-crab 'purses' and the smoked duck 'hash' – hold the quotation marks."

"What kind of mileage does it get?"

"I can't create your bride until you make your co-pay."

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

"Where do you see yourself in five years."

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

'Personal?...No, I assure you, my relationship with God is strictly professional.'

The First Supper

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"

Drac, I gotta have a better office if I'm gonna market your Tomato Juice.

Ghost Playing Cello

'It's a quarter-to-three and there's no one in the place except ewe and me.'

"Ow. That's the second time you've stepped on my foot."

'Now THAT'S just showing off!'

'Remind me again. . . who's chasing who?'

A filing cabinet of taxes lands on the American Gothic couple.

'What did it mean, 'til death do us part?''

Teenager ghost tantrums - "I hate you! I wish I was alive!"