Sheep Jokester Prints

'That's What Sheep Said.'

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

"Any qualifications other than speaking the language."

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

"Well, there goes your theory of him thinking of you as his pack leader."

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

Cleaning the Horse

COWS: Spare cow

'How are the cloning experiments of shepherds going?'

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

'Slaug-ter house? I wonder what that is. C'mon, I'll race you!'

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

'Is it my imagination, or has this suddenly become harder to push?'

Sheep-farts contribute to global warming...

'Let's go and lean against one of the vibrators.'

'It's a quarter-to-three and there's no one in the place except ewe and me.'

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

'When I'm in the saddle I'm part of the horse.' - 'Yes, but which part?'

'Hi, my name's Bernard and I'm an alcoholic...'

Turkey with an ax to grind.

'Yeah, hi, Bob...when you asked me to pop in and feet Spot, I was kind of under the impression he was a dog!'

101 uses of a dead cat: chaps.

Rider Helping Horse Over the Jump

'It was just a matter of time, old cowpuncher, 'til one of them punched back.'

No one bleats about fleece club!

Dog spelled backward is GOD, cat is TAC, a pain in the butt.

'He's a great dog...a bit of a drooler though.'

Sheep Road Block

'Harland, we want a divorce.'

"Lose those fantasies of exacting vengeance from the afterlife. Our best hope is a mild case of salmonella."

'Ok Phil, you can stop the trash talk now!'