Shavuot Gifts

"Next year we really must make it a priority to get haircuts before the sefirah."

The all night Shavuot learning was as lively as usual.

As mountain goats, Carl and Maxine had a great view

Mommy also stayed up the whole of Shavuot night.

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

Reginald Bunthorne

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'To close the deal, I had to make some minor concessions.'

'This is Harris, he's been with the firm some 45 years!'

'Dog eat dog.'

Fish and color

Drummer

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

'Could we finish these negotiations via e-mail? That will allow me to think before I respond to your proposals.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

Remember take time to stop and smell the profits.

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

Hassled Mother.

Moulin Rouge Security

Music Hall Dancers

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

"Then he slammed the door on me!" "Not the closing you were hoping for."

'Sell South Africa!'

You are here

'Tell them there'll be no retaliation, then check with the chiefs of staff, the media and our major allies what leeway we have in the adapted dissuasion department.'

"Now the first thing you have to do is to get a client's attention."

"We got the cactus account!"

Let's shake on it.

"Yes, dear, I was cool under pressure in the boardroom. It's 58 degrees in there!"

Music to their ears.