Shavuot Gifts

"Next year we really must make it a priority to get haircuts before the sefirah."

The all night Shavuot learning was as lively as usual.

As mountain goats, Carl and Maxine had a great view

Mommy also stayed up the whole of Shavuot night.

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

Reginald Bunthorne

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'To close the deal, I had to make some minor concessions.'

Fish and color

'Dog eat dog.'

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

Drummer

'This is Harris, he's been with the firm some 45 years!'

'Could we finish these negotiations via e-mail? That will allow me to think before I respond to your proposals.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

Hassled Mother.

Remember take time to stop and smell the profits.

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

Moulin Rouge Security

Music Hall Dancers

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

"Then he slammed the door on me!" "Not the closing you were hoping for."

'Sell South Africa!'

You are here

"Now the first thing you have to do is to get a client's attention."

'Tell them there'll be no retaliation, then check with the chiefs of staff, the media and our major allies what leeway we have in the adapted dissuasion department.'

"We got the cactus account!"

Let's shake on it.

"We're going to play the boss's favorite game - 'pin the blame on the scapegoat.'"

'Admittedly, I'm into greed but it's honest greed.'

Music to their ears.