Shaving Survivor Club T-Shirts

Vampire shaving cut dilemma.

Nervous Oral Testing

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"I'm here for the hair."

Drunk Barber

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

"So tell me more about the dog sitter."

"The chairman said he wanted to see you when you got out of hospital."

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

'Whoa,Man!...(Phew!)...Boy,that was a close shave!'

Boy recommending a shaving soap to an older man

Man using straight razor sees electric razor in mirror.

Axes 'R' Us Store

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

"Give yourself a little cut darling. He wants a chance to patch you up."

"You need a haircut and a shave."

'The good news is the airline was trying to skimp on fuel, and no terrorists were involved.'t

An evolutionary turning point.

"Okay wait, it just came in. I guess he did text for help."

Razor Salesman

"I think I'm getting road rage."

'Dear? I put a nice new blade in that old razor of yours, did you notice?'

Accident with razor blades.

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

Man with stubble that reads: 'Shave me.'

Barber of Seville kit

'It's great, securing Paralympic sponsorship from a shaving company to promote their new five bladed razor...'

The day the sun went RED GIANT: 'Warm enough for ya?'

"We found you and raised you as one of us, so we were just wondering, at what point did you learn to shave?"

'Our business model is very simple. When sales dip, we add another blade.'