Shark Watching Prints

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."

Bite out of fishing pier.

'Now slow down for a minute...I can hear you just fine, but what does 'Gargle! Gulp, Gargle!' mean?'

'Chuck, no! Keep circling. I love this part.'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

"Wow, 27, not bad! Me, I've ruined 53 surfing competitions..."

"Yeah, I've been radio-tagged by scientists, so once a week, out of spite, I do something irrational just to mess up their data..."

"I like the way they come on their own serving trays."

"Of all the hundreds of islands I could get washed up on, I get to land on Hell's Island."

"And this flag, my son, means "Divers Below"..."

"Honestly, Edna, he just wasn't worth it!"

'Yeah, I know, but don't worry, I've scared the living daylights out of him: He'll never spear-fish again...'

Hammerhead shark

'Chuck, no! Keep circling. I love this part.'

Sand sailing in the Sahara

"We're saved! We're saved!"

To the Aquarium

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Zoo.

Tourists

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Beach con-man.

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.