Sea Watching Prints

Man going out for a cigarette from a lighthouse.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Zoo.

Tourists

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Bite out of fishing pier.

Painting clouds

"Now I really hate poetry."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Vegetarian Birds

"I think we may be related!"

TSA Noah

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."