Sea Watching Prints

Man going out for a cigarette from a lighthouse.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Zoo.

Tourists

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Now I really hate poetry."

Painting clouds

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Vegetarian Birds

"I think we may be related!"

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

TSA Noah

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

'Honey, bring the camera, he's standing on one leg!!!'