Shark Tale Collector Gifts

'That shark took Bob right out of the boat! Now I'll never get the $50 he owes me.'

Beach con-man.

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

Ghost puddle

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

Sand danger

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

Ice Fishing

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Shark food pyramid.

A man runs on the water from a shark.

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

'Relax, I think it just wants the chum pizza.'

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

"From downtown...the shark scores!"

"I'll have a man overboard!"

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

Natural selection.

'Don't worry if you're not a natural born killer, I'll teach you: That's what dads are for!'

"I brought a pound cake in case they don't like the chum." Shark Hunting With Mom

Oh Darling, you've got a bit of surfer stuck in you teeth.

'Where are those nice blue fish that we like - the ones with the blue stripes?' - 'We ate them all - they're now extinct.'

'Check it out: I can look you in the eyes!'

'It's a deal: we don't eat you, and you get us on Jacques Cousteau's next special.'