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'Like it or not, I'm having a guys night out. I'll be at the sand bar!'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Horror movies

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

The Food Chain

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

Turtle Hat

"We've had a major development this year that I'm excited to share with the employees."

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"Heads or tails?"

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

Business man sees himself as a shark

'Sir, our new financing concept has probably got out.'

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

'The good news is that we're making huge profits - the bad news is that we won't be getting a bailout.'

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

"...That's agreed then, we raise our salaries by 40%..."

Shark food pyramid.

'You simply put up a minimum of $2,500. If the price of fish goes up, your investment goes up. If the price of the fish goes down, your investment goes down.'

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

Stop Human Footing

"We've got a problem."

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

'Today I invested in some Chinese stocks, but I felt greedy again in an hour.'

"Why, Ed Dunlop! Didn't you used to be my chief stock picker?"

Shark Fishing

'For Heaven's sake Son, you're embarassing me! This is a feeding frenzy!'

The Birth of a Portfolio

'Check it out: I can look you in the eyes!'

"What do you mean, 'Climate change is not just humbug?'"

"Counselor? Is that you?"