Shark Suit Collector Prints

'Bob's determination to photograph sea life...was only exceeded by his lack of knowledge concerning the food chain.'

Beach con-man.

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Bring your own inflatable.

Man using to much bug spray

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Leak in the fish tank.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

Shark infested custard!

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Ice Fishing

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

Sand danger

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'I hate evolution!'

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

Shark food pyramid.

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

'Relax, I think it just wants the chum pizza.'