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'Bob's determination to photograph sea life...was only exceeded by his lack of knowledge concerning the food chain.'

Beach con-man.

Bite out of fishing pier.

Bring your own inflatable.

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Man using to much bug spray

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Leak in the fish tank.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

Shark infested custard!

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

Ice Fishing

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

Sand danger

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

'I hate evolution!'

Shark food pyramid.

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"