Shark Storyteller Mugs

"But the travel agent said the beach was safe. Did you go into the water?"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

The one that got away

Fishing with God

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Fish talking about fisherman

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"Another slander suit!"

'It was this big. I swear'

"He's a keeper!"

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

'I win!'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

"I lost the hand to a shark, the leg to a barracuda, and the gallbladder to Dr. Steven Erlich."

'Believe me, it's overrated up here.'

'I'm afraid the motion has been carried and you lost.'

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

"I thought it was deeper here."

Whale Watch Tours.