Shark Storyteller Prints

"But the travel agent said the beach was safe. Did you go into the water?"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

The one that got away

Fishing with God

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Fish talking about fisherman

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

"He's a keeper!"

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

"Another slander suit!"

'It was this big. I swear'

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'I win!'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

"I lost the hand to a shark, the leg to a barracuda, and the gallbladder to Dr. Steven Erlich."

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

"I thought it was deeper here."

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

'I'm afraid the motion has been carried and you lost.'

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

'Believe me, it's overrated up here.'

Whale Watch Tours.