Shark Encounter Enthusiast Mugs

"Like I know, dude...but this wave is so awesome!"

A competent legal adviser can always be helpful.

Beach con-man.

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Leak in the fish tank.

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Shark infested custard!

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Sand danger

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

Ice Fishing

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'I hate evolution!'

Shark food pyramid.

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"