Shark-encounter Thrill-seeker Mugs

'I've been on a lot of survival training courses, but this is a tough one.'

Beach con-man.

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

Sand danger

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

Ice Fishing

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Shark food pyramid.

A man runs on the water from a shark.

'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

'Relax, I think it just wants the chum pizza.'

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

"From downtown...the shark scores!"

"I'll have a man overboard!"

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

Natural selection.

'Don't worry if you're not a natural born killer, I'll teach you: That's what dads are for!'

"I brought a pound cake in case they don't like the chum." Shark Hunting With Mom

Oh Darling, you've got a bit of surfer stuck in you teeth.