Shark-encounter Thrill-seeker Mugs

'I've been on a lot of survival training courses, but this is a tough one.'

Beach con-man.

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

Ice Fishing

Sand danger

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Shark food pyramid.

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'

A man runs on the water from a shark.

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

"I'll have a man overboard!"

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

'Relax, I think it just wants the chum pizza.'

Natural selection.

"I brought a pound cake in case they don't like the chum." Shark Hunting With Mom

Oh Darling, you've got a bit of surfer stuck in you teeth.

'Don't worry if you're not a natural born killer, I'll teach you: That's what dads are for!'

Glass Bottom Boat Tours