Shark Encounter Enthusiast Pillows

"Like I know, dude...but this wave is so awesome!"

A competent legal adviser can always be helpful.

Beach con-man.

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Leak in the fish tank.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

Shark infested custard!

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

Sand danger

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

Ice Fishing

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'I hate evolution!'

Shark food pyramid.

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

"I'll have a man overboard!"