Shared Parenting Enthusiast Prints

'I'm all for shared parenting but I suspect you're milking this Brigson.'

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

'The child is very illogical'

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

Suffering from Cooties?

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

'It's a boy. He's healthy and coming along fine, but he may be a little crnkt at birth owing to his claustrophobia. He will have feminine tendencies but is not actually gay. In fact, he'll eventually develop a taste for hard liquor and trashy women...'

Growth Charts

I love my family!

Sigh … They grow up so fast, don't they?

Toddler Feeding Solutions

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

Crying baby

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Early childhood development

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

'Look, dear. Her first opinion.'

"Sure, helicopter parenting is bad but drone parenting is way worse."

'It wouldn't be right if I did your homework for you!' 'At least you could try!'

7 Dwarves of Fatherhood

"Anything interesting happen over the weekend, Frank?"

Lemming mothers

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."

"We've gone old fashioned and decided against finding out the sex of my obstetrician."

'Then, after a while, the pitter patter of tiny running shoes.'

Honey, I'm home. Did you change Kyle's diaper?

"My first Father's day!"

"Sweet dreams my little tax break."

'I think it may be a limited edition.'

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

"Ouch. . . Aaaargh!!. . . Stop it!. . . "