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'You want to speak to the head of the household? There is no head of the household. My parents are into shared decision making.'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

'Could we finish these negotiations via e-mail? That will allow me to think before I respond to your proposals.'

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

"I might just get a pie."

Fork in the trail.

"The vote is tied. Half of us think the proposed plan is astoundingly asinine, and the other half finds it stupid beyond belief. Let's try to find a middle ground here, people!"

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

Illogic Tree

"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."

'Narrow my options down to the good, the bad, and the ugly.'

"Finally I've been given some real authority. I get to choose what roast we order."

I hear you are good at making snap decisions.

'Well, it looks like the 'yea' has it.'

'Middle managers play tennis.'

'They've been like this ever since Mary presented her report. It's the worst case of paralysis by analysis I've ever seen!'

'So that's three 'yes' and two 'no' and one 'maybe yes maybe no'.'

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

The Do/Don't Decision Makers.

A man's health care options.

Question man

'Last week I offered to bring Bixby into the decision-making process, and he's still dithering about it!'

I've learned over the years that for every action, there is equal and opposite blowback.

'I have no doubt this is the best way to choose our new associate.'

"Law or Accountancy? What d'you want to do - make money or count money?"

'Don't rush me! I need some time to process everything.'

Digital or analog elevators.

No Coin Flipping

Tasting Zoo

It isn't about what's right or wrong, but choosing what's right for you. Therapy makes shopping way more difficult.

Pick a direction.