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Once again the Captain won the shadowgraph contest.

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

"Perhaps this slide whistle can better illustrate what this graph is telling us."

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

'Brains...brains...brains...'

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

"And that, gentlemen, is the Friday 4.55 pm Bad News Email Dump."

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

No caption (A daughter shines a light from her cellphone as her dad makes a Twitter icon shadow puppet).

Line on graph goes right through floor.

Consumption Graph.

Economic Prosperity

'Just interrupt me if you have a question.'

"With all the AI and deep fake technology, I'm not even sure what's real anymore."

"Hmm.... now I hadn't noticed THAT before..."

Add Your Own Caption Week #220

"And this slide represents what our sales growth would look like if we hadn't screwed it up so bad."

Turning a business graph around to get a positive reading.

'Fortunately, the sales department did not receive this sales projection report.'

"What? You asked me to draw you a bath."

"There's a lot of volatility in the market right now. It's a really exciting time to be in graphs."

"Regarding my art collection, I know what I like."

"It's a human hand!"

'It was love at first sight!'

Octopus Shadow Puppets

'They're not the exam results, headmaster. They're the truancy figures.'

'Remember the old days when all we had to worry about was moral bankruptcy?'

'Yes! That's it! --- Only the handles were a lot longer.'

Hockney by the Pool

Economic Downturns