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Once again the Captain won the shadowgraph contest.

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

'Brains...brains...brains...'

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

"And that, gentlemen, is the Friday 4.55 pm Bad News Email Dump."

Line on graph goes right through floor.

Consumption Graph.

"Hmm.... now I hadn't noticed THAT before..."

'Just interrupt me if you have a question.'

"With all the AI and deep fake technology, I'm not even sure what's real anymore."

Economic Prosperity

Turning a business graph around to get a positive reading.

Add Your Own Caption Week #220

"What? You asked me to draw you a bath."

'Fortunately, the sales department did not receive this sales projection report.'

"There's a lot of volatility in the market right now. It's a really exciting time to be in graphs."

"It's a human hand!"

"Regarding my art collection, I know what I like."

'It was love at first sight!'

Octopus Shadow Puppets

'They're not the exam results, headmaster. They're the truancy figures.'

'Remember the old days when all we had to worry about was moral bankruptcy?'

Hockney by the Pool

Economic Downturns

'Yes! That's it! --- Only the handles were a lot longer.'

"I like to sketch out my designs first."