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"Oh, I'm sorry. You're both holograms - I assumed you knew each other."

"I overheard you telling Ruy it would be wrong to use microsoft hololens to project the faces of beautiful people onto homely people."

'Just as I suspected - it's a hologram!'

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'Brains...brains...brains...'

Office Meeting

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"And that, gentlemen, is the Friday 4.55 pm Bad News Email Dump."

Line on graph goes right through floor.

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

Consumption Graph.

"I worry about you, Dinkins. . . you seem to be losing the big picture."

'Just interrupt me if you have a question.'

Economic Prosperity

"With all the AI and deep fake technology, I'm not even sure what's real anymore."

“He runs the top Virtual Reality company in the world. In fact, that’s not really him.”

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

The Formal Street Artist

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

"How cute! Our technician photo-bombed your X-ray!"

Zoomies call.

Traditional Family Meals