Shadow Storytellers Gifts

An old woman and her younger looking shadow

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Ghost School.

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Pastries and Candy

'Are we there yet?'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'He was a great writer'

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

Jorge Luis Borges

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'Tell me about your gap year, Mr, Van Winkle,'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

Mime Baby

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

'New hope for dysfunctional couples: Read aloud the complete works of Trollope.'

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."